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37, Male, Single, Melbourne - Western Suburbs, VIC

Last online:
24 Apr '18
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Like most on here, I'm new to the phenomena of online dating. My friends have had some mixed experiences on here (good, but mostly bad, lol) But I thought, a loser like me should at least give it a go:) So here I am, nothing ventured, nothing gained, don't be afraid girls, I wont be mean :) Hopefully this experience doesn't result in any underwear going missing off my clothesline, any surprise debits to a Ukrainian bride:) Or random people on the street remembering my profile and screaming "That's the doucher from RSVP with the fat head and dog lol." I have a pretty relaxed approach to life, and enjoy a laugh at my own expense, maybe even yours:) Although I like to muck around, I am not an imbecile, and have the capacity to engage in an intellectual conversation over a variety of topics. I am not a grammar perfectionist, so I will make mistakes, although as a post-graduate student it should be much better :) I love animals, particularly dogs, but I am also partial to lots of other animals (even cats). I enjoy the simple things in life: long walks, gym to burn off the badness lol, coffee, and outing for dinner, I would also like to do more travel. I have just started to appreciate red wine (although it has to be baby sweet:) and have grown very fond of the theatre (p.s. Im not about to jump out of the closet, unless RSVP converts me ( ps I'm very close, Barry stay by the phone lol) I am looking for someone who wants to be in a relationship, and enjoy the special things they bring: cuddles, holding hands, long walks and the special camaraderie. I would like to meet someone who has a big heart to complement mine,must like banter and be able to reciprocate honesty. I am also a bit of a Mr chicken pants, so if you like my profile (god help you:) send me a kiss ...please:)

At a glance

his details

  • 37 years old
  • Male
  • Melbourne - Western Suburbs, VIC
  • Single
  • 6'2/188 cm
  • Non-smoker
  • Australian
  • Other background
  • Star sign - Libra
  • Personality - Sometimes Social
  • Eye colour - Other
  • Hair colour - Light Brown
  • Body Type - Average
  • Have no children
  • Want children
  • Have pets
  • Education - Post Graduate
  • Retail / Consumer / Personal Services
  • Customer Service Role
  • Other religion
  • No strong political beliefs
  • Occasional/social drinker
  • No special diet

his ideal partner

  • 25 - 120 years old
  • Female
  • Within 50km
  • Widowed, Single, Divorced, Separated
  • at most 6'3/190 cm
  • Black / African, Asian, Middle Eastern, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, White / Caucasian
  • Eye colour - Brown, Grey, Hazel, Blue, Green, Black
  • Hair colour - Black, Blonde, Red, Dark Brown, Light Brown
  • Sometimes have children at home, Have no children at home, Have no children, Have children at home
  • Want children
  • Like pets but do not have any, Have no pets, Have pets
  • Education - Some college, Post Graduate, Diploma, High School, Degree
  • Occasional/social drinker, Non-drinker
  • Vegetarian, Other special diet, Vegan, No special diet

What I'm looking for

My ideal partner would not take herself to seriously, she must be able to have a laugh at herself, me and life. Have a nice smile,not afraid to tell me about herself and her day, have a big heart, be upfront, honest and totally committed and faithful to her man. And she can also like Twilight :)

My interests

Various genres, I have a range of everything on my Ipod, from Backstreet Boys (seriously lol) to Pavarotti. So whatever your music taste, I'm sure, I have something on there that we would both sing along to :) .
Don't really get into novels, as I am busy enough reading text books and academic journals (yuk). I do enjoy anything to do with a current affairs thou, so any newspaper will grab my attention, I also look forward to junk mail.
Movies & TV
Various genres, however I am impartial to a good comedy or action. Fav's: Step Brothers, Pineapple Express, Horrible Bosses, Old School, Hangover (1) Good Will Hunting, also anything Steven Segal or anything from the 80's: Police Academy, Fletch, Caddyshack, inbetweenrsBack To The Future, Uncle BuCk
Love the AFL, but dont get to go as much as I like anymore (GO Bulldogs), Dont really play much sport anymore other than occasional gym and walk, but have played: Tennis, Footy, Cricket Mixed Netball, Marital Arts, Mountain Biking blah blah I think you get the point. I am more a arm chair enthusiast
Other Interests
Been to the Theatre once and would love to go again, was a bit of a petrol head in the old days so love a nice drive. Enjoy walks, coffee, $2 shops, supermarkets and various other stuff:)